Aminet 34/Aminet 34 (2000)(Schatztruhe)[!][Dec 1999].iso/Aminet/comm/irc/cybershiela.lha/cs/biglies.amirx

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/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,28,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="The check is in the mail."
when xx=2 then a="I'll respect you in the morning."
when xx=3 then a="I'm from your government, and I am here to help you."
when xx=4 then a="It's only a cold sore."
when xx=5 then a="You get this one, I'll pay next time."
when xx=6 then a="My wife doesn't understand me."
when xx=7 then a="Trust me, I'll take care of everything."
when xx=8 then a="Of course I love you."
when xx=9 then a="I am getting a divorce."
when xx=10 then a="Drinking? Why, no, Officer."
when xx=11 then a="I never inhaled."
when xx=12 then a="It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing."
when xx=13 then a="I never watch television except for PBS."
when xx=14 then a="..but we can still be good friends."
when xx=15 then a="She means nothing to me."
when xx=16 then a="Dont worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on 'empty.'"
when xx=17 then a="I gave at the office."
when xx=18 then a="Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone."
when xx=19 then a="I'll call you later."
when xx=20 then a="We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year."
when xx=21 then a="Read my lips: no new taxes"
when xx=22 then a="I've never done anything like this before"
when xx=23 then a="Now, I'm going to tell you the truth"
when xx=24 then a="It's supposed to make that noise."
when xx=25 then a="I *love* your new hat/haircut/dress/suit..."
when xx=26 then a="...then take a left.  You can't miss it."
when xx=27 then a="Yes, I did."
when xx=28 then a="Don't worry, it's OK -- I'm sterile."
end
'say 4 BIG Lies: 27 'A
exit